Everything you've always wanted to know....

One of my responsibilities as The Grey Queen is to take notice of those issues and affairs that engage the hearts and souls and wallets of my dear, dear subjects. Now that I have my own Internet connection, one not under the supervision of the adorable but sometimes simply-pesky-beyond-belief people, I shall be able to talk directly to you about what concerns you.

And, just as importantly, what ought to concern you.

One question that is asked fairly often: How did I become the Grey Queen?

Well, really, darling. How does anyone become a Queen? (Don't be silly, you know exactly what I'm asking and it has nothing to do with nature versus nurture.)

It's quite simple. Those before me went to the Rainbow Bridge, settling the heavy mantle of responsibility on my capable shoulders. I assure you, I've had the best of training and education and am perhaps the most capable racing Greyhound to ever assume these duties.

Now, before things become entirely too tedious or I need a nap, let me clarify one item: The Grey Queen does not spell check. However I spell or punctuate is exactly how it is to be done. I am, after all, The Grey Queen.

With that little matter cleared up, please do feel free to pose your questions now. You may click on the comment linkie thingie below to do so.

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